What was the worst part of The Twilight Saga story (books or movies)?
For me, the worst was in the book Breaking Dawn when Edward is trying to get Jacob to talk Bella out of going through with her pregnancy, and he offers Jacob Bella’s sexual services and womb without even asking Bella about it. Edward says something like “get her to reconsider and you can have puppies with her.” That’s just all kinds of messed up. You can easily see why they cut scenes like that from the movies. I mean yeah I get it, at that point Edward is desperate to save Bella’s life, he’ll say or do anything but it’s never even commented on like there’s something wrong about Edward wheeling & dealing his wife’s vagina behind her back. Jacob just starts fantasizing about boning Bella on the weekends & seeing her preggo with his wolf pups.
What’s your least favorite part of the story?
Blooper: when Edward tosses Bella in the air, Bella is wearing sneakers. When she climbs over and kicks Aro she is wearing boots.
I hate how in Breaking Dawn the Cullens gather all these vampires to protect Renesmee but the vampires are also motivated by revolution- they’re ready to basically overthrow the corrupt rule of the Volturi in battle once and for all. But then as soon as Aro decides Renesmee isn’t a threat, they just throw all the rebellion stuff away and say “Oh, OK, Renesmee is safe, suddenly we don’t mind existing under a corrupt fascist mass murdering dictatorship for eternity.”
Astonishing Tales of Fandom in Action
Not to be outdone, Twilight fans also wanted to share their love. And no one shared more love than TWI_HEART44. First, she sees the movies early and often: “My local movie theatre knows me as the Twilight girl cos i went 16 times to see New Moon, 8 times for Eclipse, 18 Times for [Breaking Dawn, Part 1].” Not only did she spend her savings to fly to Australia just to see Kristen Stewart at a premiere of a non-Twilight movie, Snow White and the Huntsman, but she estimated she has spent more than $15,000 on Twilight stuff: “My collection, or shrine if you want to call it that.” Some of her payments went to the gold ring she had engraved with “Robsten Is Unbroken” and getting K-Stew to sign her hand and then have it tattooed. (x)
- Edward Cullen: [constipated, mumbles something about why they can't be together]
- Bella Swan: [bites her lip and huffs awkwardly]
- Edward Cullen: [stares at Bella, still constipated]
- Bella Swan: [stares at Edward, biting lip]
- Voice over: Kristen Stewart narrates what is happening in a bored, monotone voice.
- Charlie Swan: [drinks beer and rolls his eyes]
- Edward Cullen: [stares at Bella, conflicted and constipated]
- Bella Swan: [stares at Edward, runs hand through her hair and huffs awkwardly]
- 2 hours later, same stuff happens