What was the worst part of The Twilight Saga story (books or movies)?

For me, the worst was in the book Breaking Dawn when Edward is trying to get Jacob to talk Bella out of going through with her pregnancy, and he offers Jacob Bella’s sexual services and womb without even asking Bella about it. Edward says something like “get her to reconsider and you can have puppies with her.” That’s just all kinds of messed up. You can easily see why they cut scenes like that from the movies. I mean yeah I get it, at that point Edward is desperate to save Bella’s life, he’ll say or do anything but it’s never even commented on like there’s something wrong about Edward wheeling & dealing his wife’s vagina behind her back. Jacob just starts fantasizing about boning Bella on the weekends & seeing her preggo with his wolf pups.

What’s your least favorite part of the story?

This is the smartest set of nominations from MTV in 5 years,” said MTV.com commenter Maria Cristina. “I was getting so sick of seeing Twilight win all of these undeserving awards. Twilight does not even compare to so many of the movies nominated. MTV will be losing brainless viewers which I think most of us are happy about.

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Anonymous Confession #685: “Whatever cocaine surely must have been lining the pages of my Twilight books must be all gone now. Because when I open those books, I can’t believe I ever liked them.”

Anonymous Confession #685: “Whatever cocaine surely must have been lining the pages of my Twilight books must be all gone now. Because when I open those books, I can’t believe I ever liked them.”

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“On Sunday 10 March come on down to HMV Westfield to experience Twiline - the helpline for those Twilight fans who can’t believe that this is the end.”

There’s a lot to cover in this vast, sprawling film series so let us try to boil it down for you: “Mumble mumble mumble moon eyes. Mumble mumble mumble mumble lay in a field. Mumble mumble mumble perv on a baby. Mumble.

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