Anonymous Datalounger on Robsten shippers
Because it’s not HIM this deranged bunch “loves”. They love the impossible (and unhealthy) Bella and Edward pairing of the awful Meyer novels, the perfect guy who lives solely for this one average girl.
In the books, Edward is, what, 100 years old, beyond beautiful, brilliant, filthy rich, the list goes on. But yet, he’s never ONCE loved…or even been attracted to…or even had any sexual contact with…ANYONE but this plain, rather dull and insipid girl, Bella.
Playing amateur psychologist, I can only surmise that the really ardent Robsten defenders have transferred whatever spoke to them about the Edward/Bella romance (the ideal of an immortal Adonis being endlessly faithful to someone nondescript, and thereby relatable?) to the imaginary Pattinson/Stewart romance.
They don’t care about Pattinson as a person, nor do they care about Stewart as a person, though they’ll defend her to the death and turn on him because they see themselves as her. They want the unhealthy Mormon fairytale to continue in real life and they will rip apart anyone—even one of the alleged participants—who threatens to take their illusion away from them.
I’d feel sorry for these women (and the worst of them really are adult women, some who have actually married and procreated, sad to say) if they weren’t so frighteningly unstable. I worry for Pattinson and Stewart if and when the Robsten myth falls to pieces. These people are so out of touch with reality, I think they’ll take it as a personal betrayal by “Edward and Bella.” (x)
Sympathy for Bobby Long
I can’t imagine anything more frustrating and infuriating than being a musician and pouring your heart into it, only to have your concerts swamped by and associated with sexually desperate Twilight fans who attend for the sole purpose of masturbating to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Anonymous asked: ROBSTEN IS REAL! ROBSTEN 4EVER! ROBSTEN IS UNBROKEN!
Anonymous asked: What's with all these pics about height variances? First, has no one seen the damn ledge at the bottom of that low, stone wall? I noticed all the height photos don't show feet/ledge. And ever notice that when you bend over a little you don't look so tall anymore?
It’s crazy Robsten stans doing a whole lot of
They think the original pics were of her and Rob but US Weekly or the paparazzi photoshopped Rupert’s head onto Rob’s body because the paparazzi/US Weekly has a diabolical anti-Robsten agenda. LOL
64% of women would leave their husbands for Robert Pattinson
Yeah, yeah, yeah — we all love and adore our husbands and all that jazz, but I think it’s safe to say that most of us would be lying if we said we hadn’t ever fantasized about being with a certain celebrity instead. It’s totally okay to have celeb crushes, right? Aren’t there even husbands and wives who have lists of famous people who they have a hall pass to hook up with if ever given the opportunity? Well, judging from a new poll, it looks as though there are plenty of women who aren’t afraid to admit that they’ve dreamt about doing the dirty with a certain hunky Twilight star. Because a whopping 64 percent of women said that if they had the choice, they would trade their husbands for Robert Pattinson. Can you blame them?
Be the Edward to my Bella (Dallas)
Date: 2010-08-11, 4:10PM CDT Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
My aunt just died and left me some cash with instructions to blow it however I want. Not into drugs. Fucking LOVE Twilight. Also, a lesbian. It’s relevant, I swear.
I’m sure this ad will get me some creepers, but it might be worth it.
I will pay you $50 an hour to act like Edward for me. My schedule is flexible, and it would only be a few hours a week. I do NOT want any sex or kissing, but some platonic cuddling would be nice. You need to physically resemble Edward to some degree. You need to put on some sort of sparkly stuff on your face before hand. I’ll ask you to hold ice for a while (not a dangerous while) so that when you touch me your hands are cold.
I’m going to be clumsy, and you’re going to stare at me and tell me how awesome I am and treat me amazingly. If you can quote the book/act out small scenes with me I’ll even pay you more.
I know this is stupid, but this book is the first time I’ve understood being attracted to any guy, and I want to play with it. Reminder: this is NOT SEXUAL. It’s an emotional itch that I can now afford to scratch.
Please send me a picture to confirm that you somewhat resemble Edward (hair length/color, skin color, build of body are most important). If you wear glasses you’ll need to be able to function without them. I’m willing to buy you the right outfits so don’t worry about clothes.
Serious replies only.
Location: Dallas it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $50 per hour