Inappropriate Twilight Conversations: Bella on Shutter Island
- me: You know what would be a perfect way to end Twilight?
- my friend: what
- my friend: ?
- me: It's all a hallucination.
- my friend: lol
- me: Bella is a patient in a maximum security psychiatric hospital because she killed her entire family.
- my friend: lmao
- me: Carlisle is her psychiatrist.
- me: Edward is a hot male nurse she has a crush on.
- my friend: haha
- my friend: oh that's good
- me: Rosalie is a bitchy abusive nurse she doesn't like.
- me: Emmett and Jacob are security guards.
- me: Esme is the wardress of the hospital.
- my friend: what about alice?
- me: Alice is just a stylish woman who comes to visit her brother who is a patient there.
- me: Bella created an elaborate fantasy world where these people are vampires and she's special, etc, etc.
- me: Because she can't deal with the fact that she murdered her family.
- my friend: thats too much like shutter island
- me: LOL
- me: Exactly, it would be hilarious.
- me: And it would cause so much butthurt.
