Anonymous Confession #691: “I confess that I find it ridiculous that some fans of Robert are old enough to be his mother but they act like 10 year old girls.”
This blog gets a lot of messages and I don’t like to post them all because it clutters the blog and even worse it clutters people’s dashes. This is really supposed to be a comedy blog, and as of late it hasn’t been very funny. So with that in mind I’ve created a second blog for Twilight/Robsten/Nonsten related help and counselling.
A place to vent, confess, and ask. Anything you want or need to say. I promise it will be Team Switzerland, I won’t take anyone’s side, I won’t make fun of you or judge you there (not like here LOL). Sometimes it just helps to get things off your chest, or just have someone to listen to your issues. I’m here if you need that! I’m serious. I see a lot of stressed out people in my inbox all the time and it distresses me. I know I’m sarcastic and mean on here but I’m actually a pretty empathetic person IRL. Fandom and entertainment should be fun and enjoyable. If you need fandom-related help, please contact me @ the twilight-robsten-nonsten.tumblr.com ask box, it’s always open to anons and everyone.
Anonymous asked: I confess the same thing of the last anon...I want to get rid of twilight and Rob, not totally about Rob, but I became addicted to follow his news, to talk about him with other fans, to follow all this bullshit about robsten/nonsten (even it's becoming more predictable and boring everyday), tumblr addicted, and I don't know if there's a cure. I think I need a rehab. This is exausting and makes me lose a lot of time of my real life. =/
Hmm, I thought I was “Robsessed” myself but apparently I’m not at all. On a scale of 0-10, with 0 being complete disinterest and 10 being so obsessed with him you know more about him than he probably knows about himself, I’d say I’m like maybe a 5. The only news I follow about him is movie news and the Katbert stuff because it is lulzy.
I’m not sure what to do about a tumblr addiction, anon. Maybe set a timer on an alarm clock, and tell yourself you’re only going to spend x amount of time on tumblr today.
Inappropriate Twilight Conversations: Robsten/Nonsten wank
- my friend: why do you think all these bitches are obsessed with them?
- my friend: like why do they *need* to be together?
- my friend: idgi
- me: I don't know. Because they're losers?
- me: With no hope of finding an actual boyfriend?
- me: So they live vicariously through celebrities?
- my friend: true
- my friend: they're probably fat and gross
- my friend: twilight fans
- my friend: put down the krispy kremes
- my friend: you can get your own edward if you try
- me: LOL
- me: Same thing with the people who need them to not be together.
- my friend: yeah
- my friend: idgaf either way honestly
- my friend: it's just internet wank
- me: Same.
- me: He's not fucking me so I don't give a shit.
- my friend: your ex looked like him
- my friend: so in a way you already have
- me: Eww, don't bring that up.
- my friend: lol
- my friend: is that why you like him?
- my friend: pattz reminds you of some real good dick you had?
- me: Stop.
- my friend: how do you get all these hot guys anyway
- my friend: you're not even that pretty
- me: BITCH
- my friend: it's true
- my friend: no serious i want to know
- me: All men have a sixth sense.
- me: They have pussy sense.
- my friend: lmao
- me: They know my shit is nice and tight.
- my friend: oh jeez
- my friend: you're so nasty
- me: You are the one who is being very inappropriate here.
- my friend: you're a nasty ho
- my friend: lol
- my friend: isn't that the point?
- me: LOL
- my friend: ...
- my friend: still think shes gay though
- me: I'm not touching that.
- me: LOL
- my friend: he's a beard
- me: Umm. Like I said, I'm not going there, but feel free.
- my friend: he's the hottest beard ever
- my friend: i have gaydar
- my friend: and she registers mega-lez on it
- me: OMG ur a nonsten I haet you!!4!!!
- me: DIE BITCH
- my friend: lol
- my friend: the internet is so stupid
- me: Very true.
- me: The fate of the world hinges on these 2 fucking one another IRL.
- my friend: yeah lol
- my friend: maybe it does
- my friend: maybe their child will be the antichrist
- me: LMAO
- my friend: life imitates art
- my friend: renesmee ushers in the apocalypse
Anonymous asked: Are you obsessed with rob pattinson?
I think he’s really hot & funny and I like watching his movies, that’s about it. If that counts as having a crush on someone, ok then. I don’t have like a shrine to him in my house surrounded by dead people’s heads and stuff.
