There’s a lot to cover in this vast, sprawling film series so let us try to boil it down for you: “Mumble mumble mumble moon eyes. Mumble mumble mumble mumble lay in a field. Mumble mumble mumble perv on a baby. Mumble. —
OK, on the downside, we have like 6 or 7 months of Twilight/Robsten hype/BS to sit through. But on the upside, just think about how good the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Rifftrax are going to be.