“When you can fuck forever - you can fuck everybody.”
Dear Summit Entertainment,
If you don’t give us a Director’s Cut of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1’ with the more explicit sex scene, we’re all just going to assume it went a little something like this.
Rob showing his ass crack off! Like only he can
Inappropriate Twilight Conversations: Edward Cullen's porn collection
- my friend: do you think edward cullen owns any porn?
- me: Oh yes, he has a huge collection of porn.
- me: He has 100 years of porn stacked under his daybed.
- my friend: lol
- me: Everything from XXX Hustler to ladies in their bloomers, he's a connoisseur of vintage erotica.
- my friend: haha
- me: Come on, of course he does. He's a fucking 107 year old virgin AND he can hear all those horny teenage girls' thoughts about him, he must jerk off constantly.
- my friend: i wonder what gets him off the most
- me: He probably likes stuff from the 1910's the best, reminds him of when he was human.
- my friend: googling porn from 1910 just a sec
- my friend: eww no way he faps to that shit
If porn was like this I’d watch it.
Can i get pregnant watching this?? O.O
IDC that this is on everybody’s blog. It must be on mine too!
(via robenchanted)
