“When you can fuck forever - you can fuck everybody.”

Dear Summit Entertainment,
If you don’t give us a Director’s Cut of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1’ with the more explicit sex scene, we’re all just going to assume it went a little something like this.

Dear Summit Entertainment,

If you don’t give us a Director’s Cut of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1’ with the more explicit sex scene, we’re all just going to assume it went a little something like this.

keepcalmanddazzle:

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keepcalmanddazzle:

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keepcalmanddazzle:

Rob showing his ass crack off! Like only he can

keepcalmanddazzle:

Rob showing his ass crack off! Like only he can

Inappropriate Twilight Conversations: Edward Cullen's porn collection

  • my friend: do you think edward cullen owns any porn?
  • me: Oh yes, he has a huge collection of porn.
  • me: He has 100 years of porn stacked under his daybed.
  • my friend: lol
  • me: Everything from XXX Hustler to ladies in their bloomers, he's a connoisseur of vintage erotica.
  • my friend: haha
  • me: Come on, of course he does. He's a fucking 107 year old virgin AND he can hear all those horny teenage girls' thoughts about him, he must jerk off constantly.
  • my friend: i wonder what gets him off the most
  • me: He probably likes stuff from the 1910's the best, reminds him of when he was human.
  • my friend: googling porn from 1910 just a sec
  • my friend: eww no way he faps to that shit

If porn was like this I’d watch it.

dukkesa31:

Can i get pregnant watching this?? O.O

amcaswhynot:

IDC that this is on everybody’s blog. It must be on mine too!

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