Anonymous Confession #232: Last night I watched Twilight and was horny afterward so I went to the freezer and got a Popsicle to cool off. I fucked myself with the Popsicle and pretended it was Edward Cullen’s glorious cold marble hard cock. And it was phenomenal with the cold and all the sensations. But the only problem is that I’ve taken two showers since then and my thighs are still blue!!!! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!
