kilolo-chung asked: So i just read your inappropriate convo about edward n bellas sex n i was wondering Have you ever wondered if he could even go down on her in the first place? Isn't there venom in his mouth that would make that impossible? An furthermore, even vampire's eyes have venom on them, so shouldn't their sperm be venemous? Wouldn't it have burned like acid? So yeah, have u ever thought about that?
There’s venom in his jizz and saliva, it has to enter a person’s bloodstream. Bella should have become a vampire when Edward popped her cherry. Actually, she should have become a vampire when Edward sucked James’ venom from her wrist in the first movie. I didn’t see him use a straw. Stephenie Meyer is an inconsistent writer and her books are full of gaping plotholes.
EDWARD, Y U NO SPARKLE?
Edward went to Jacksonville, Florida with Bella. We never see him sparkle, not once. Yes he is indoors, but is clearly sitting in the sunlight.
Edward also went to Brazil - twice. We never see him sparkle there, either. To be fair the first time we see him in Brazil it is a night shot in New Moon. But still, what an odd choice of retreat for a guy whose biggest fear is being seen in the sunlight. No sparkling in Breaking Dawn, either.
My theory is that Edward’s sparkles are somehow tuned into the Seattle Space Needle and if he gets outside of a certain radius they stop working.
The Volturi will kill you if you kill conspicuously
Of course there’s nothing at all conspicuous about a group of 30 foreign tourists entering a Medieval Italian dungeon and never coming out alive.
see I’m not the only one who sees a problem with this part of the story
