Dear Melissa Rosenberg, Bill Condon, Stephenie Meyer or whoever’s idea this was: vampire venom is highly flammable as we’ve seen in previous movies and *this one* when they burst into flame when thrown into/set on fire. This doesn’t make any damn sense:
kilolo-chung-deactivated2012101 asked: So i just read your inappropriate convo about edward n bellas sex n i was wondering Have you ever wondered if he could even go down on her in the first place? Isn't there venom in his mouth that would make that impossible? An furthermore, even vampire's eyes have venom on them, so shouldn't their sperm be venemous? Wouldn't it have burned like acid? So yeah, have u ever thought about that?
There’s venom in his jizz and saliva, it has to enter a person’s bloodstream. Bella should have become a vampire when Edward popped her cherry. Actually, she should have become a vampire when Edward sucked James’ venom from her wrist in the first movie. I didn’t see him use a straw. Stephenie Meyer is an inconsistent writer and her books are full of gaping plotholes.
The Volturi will kill you if you kill conspicuously
Of course there’s nothing at all conspicuous about a group of 30 foreign tourists entering a Medieval Italian dungeon and never coming out alive.