Carlisle Cullen belongs on “To Catch a Predator”
I thought of another thing that always bugged me about the Twilight story. If we go by the book, Carlisle is supposed to be 23 years old (they made him older in the movies). Would that not be extremely suspicious? Wouldn’t even Charlie Swan (the world’s least observant cop) think something is weird about this 23-year-old doctor who came from out of nowhere with all these extremely good-looking teenage adopted children living in a secluded mansion? And the ‘kids’ are all widely known to be dating each other? That just screams “Hey, this guy’s some kind of weird pervert and this family is into some freaky shit!” Way to keep a low profile.