IMO the big battle they show in the Breaking Dawn Part 2 trailers to get people to think this is an action movie (instead of what it is: 2 hours of a bunch of mumbly people talking melodramatically about various ridiculous stuff) is actually just a vision. The movie ends like the book, nothing fucking happens, they talk it out, one dumb bitch gets killed and the bad guys leave. Bella lets Edward read her mind and they have happily ever after. Snore.

Judging by one of the stills maybe there will be some sort of epilogue with Renesmee all grown up and dating Jacob or something. Still, ew. She’s like physically 18 but chronologically 7 years old. 

jeanacker:

Renesmee’s passport and Jacob’s passport.

this is creepy.

Jacob + Renesmee = creepy. I don’t care how they try to explain it as something innocent. Take away the supernatural element and ask yourself if you’d be OK with this situation: a grown man spending all his time doing whatever a little girl asks of him while he waits for her to be old enough to fall in love/marry/have sex with him (because we all know that’s SMeyer’s intention for them). No, no, no. Not OK.

(via )

  • Jacob Black: Edward, I imprinted on your baby, she's my soulmate. I'm going to spend all my time with her as she grows up and then have sex with her when she's old enough.
  • Edward Cullen: ...
  • Jacob Black: ...
  • Edward Cullen: ...
  • Jacob Black: ...
  • Chief Charlie Swan: So, Edward, you say Jacob just fell out the window?
Look at the 2 happy couples! Love is in the air!

Oh, Stephenie Meyer you sick, sick woman, you…

Look at the 2 happy couples! Love is in the air!

Oh, Stephenie Meyer you sick, sick woman, you…

(via rktwilight)


Anonymous Confession #122: “I hate Jacob. He loud, selfish, has anger issues, self-centered, persistent, controlling, obsessive and a freakin’ pedophile.”

Anonymous Confession #122: “I hate Jacob. He loud, selfish, has anger issues, self-centered, persistent, controlling, obsessive and a freakin’ pedophile.


Anonymous Confession #120: “Jacob is the pedophile. Bella is not a baby, she’s 17-years-old and sexually mature when Edward falls in love with her. Renesmee is a fucking baby. Learn the difference Team Jacob. Falling in love with a 17-year-old is not the same as falling in love with a baby.”

Anonymous Confession #120: “Jacob is the pedophile. Bella is not a baby, she’s 17-years-old and sexually mature when Edward falls in love with her. Renesmee is a fucking baby. Learn the difference Team Jacob. Falling in love with a 17-year-old is not the same as falling in love with a baby.”

curiousart:

I Will Protect You (Jacob & Renesmee)

curiousart:

I Will Protect You (Jacob & Renesmee)