Anonymous Confession #710: “Regardless of her numerous personality flaws and her obvious lack of morals, I think Kristen Stewart is a naturally “pretty” girl and “better looking” generally speaking than Robert Pattinson. And although they are both shit actors, imo, I think she’s still better than he is.”
The Twilight Fandom Shipper Family
Robstens: Your overemotional sister who cries at weddings and chick flicks.
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Nonstens: Your lecherous aunt who says inappropriate things to her poolboy.
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Gaystews/Dakotastews/Nikkistews: Your lesbian cousin who has excellent gaydar.
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Idgafstens: Your hipster brother who thinks family get togethers are too mainstream.
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Tayberts: Your younger sister who reads too much yaoi manga and ships everything with a penis.
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Norstens: Your antisocial mean grandma who hates everyone.
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Nonberts: Your older brother who chats online with babes all day.
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Feel free add any I forgot…
Anonymous Confession #143: “Kristen deserves better than Robert Pattinson.”
Anonymous Confession #119: “Watching Robert Pattinson kiss Cronenberg’s ass is such turn off, it makes me feel like he’s such a fucking sell out. Not only has he sold his ass to Twilight, but he’ll sell his ass to anything that sounds like a good name for him. And now it’s Cronenberg. What a shallow superficial p.o.s. Doesn’t he understand he’ll never be anything more than Edward? Kristen Stewart could do so much better.”
