‘Breaking Dawn’ Posters Make Bella’s Boobs the Star of the Show

…. One thing in the Bella/Edward poster, however, is a little striking and that’s the fact that Bella’s breasts are ginormous! She’s gone from like a B cup to easily a Double D. What’s going on there?

So now that you’ve seen them, screamed, and gotten yourself back together, let’s talk about Bella’s boobs!

Why are Kristen Stewart’s breasts so obscenely enhanced in the poster? Do bigger poster boobs automatically add up to steamier sales at the box office? Or are those supposed to be pregnancy boobs? Because in most movies I’ve seen, they only enhance the belly, never the boobs (which bugs me because we all know they practically double in size, but it’s true — never in the preggo movies). Besides, Bella’s pregnancy probably won’t even be showing until near the end of the movie (I’m guessing they’re going to cut right before the birth scene), and this poster image looks like a scene from the lusty honeymoon adventure.

Maybe the designers think a little extra Bella bosom will help sell the movie and bring in dude viewers? That’s my guess. But a) it ain’t gonna work, and b) like they need any more frickin’ viewers — leave Bella’s perfectly nice boobs alone!

~ CafeMom

Anatomically it looks really weird as well. The angle she’s standing at doesn’t match what is going on with her boobs/dress at all. I think this poster qualifies as a “photoshop disaster.”

The Moustache Dad Saga (2012)Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) is a divorced, alcoholic cop whose life is thrown into disarray by the sudden reappearance of his estranged daughter, Isabella (Kristen Stewart). He is forced to deal with the aftermath of her misguided, selfish decisions, all the while fighting his own demons. He suspects his daughter’s new boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) is physically abusive and controlling, but with no way to prove his suspicions he finds himself using highly unorthodox means to investigate. What he discovers could destroy the very community he is sworn to protect.

The Moustache Dad Saga (2012)

Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) is a divorced, alcoholic cop whose life is thrown into disarray by the sudden reappearance of his estranged daughter, Isabella (Kristen Stewart). He is forced to deal with the aftermath of her misguided, selfish decisions, all the while fighting his own demons. He suspects his daughter’s new boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) is physically abusive and controlling, but with no way to prove his suspicions he finds himself using highly unorthodox means to investigate. What he discovers could destroy the very community he is sworn to protect.