re: reading New Moon/Eclipse
“I don’t think you should dump all your other friends for your boyfriend, Bella. It’s not nice, and I think your life would be better balanced if you kept some other people in it. What happened last September, well, if you’d had more of a life outside of Edward Cullen, it might not have been like that.” - Charlie Swan
Moustache Dad is wise indeed. We salute you, Moustache Dad! You are the only character in these books with any sense whatsoever. God Bless you, Moustache Dad.

Anonymous asked: Do you think Kristen Stewart looks like Butthead from "Beavis & Butthead"? When she did New Moon promo she had short mullet hair cut and there was this one picture where she looked just like him I swear to you. After seeing her mullet haircut that is all I picture in my head. Kristen's face with her mullet hair cut. LOL
No, I don’t think she looks like Butthead LOL.
‘New Moon’ is the worst movie for hair & makeup, I swear everyone looks like a fucking crackhead in that movie except for Billy Burke and his bitchin’ moustache.

Fuck Yeah Team Moustache Dad
No Stache - Breaking Dawn commentary with director Bill Condon
I prefer him with the moustache. Billy Burke is a good looking guy, but with that moustache he is a sexy beast.
In this scene from the upcoming drama The Moustache Dad Saga (2012), Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) intimidates Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), his daughter’s abusive boyfriend.

