Twifight Tournament: Vote for Charlie Swan
Team Moustache Dad

Anonymous Confession #670: “You know who my favorite Twilight character is? Charlie Swan. He is the gold standard of the franchise.”
(via fuckyeahmst3k)
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Anonymous asked: But what would Moustache Dad think about all this? :(

Moustache Dad shipped Robsten so hard, he really has the sads. :(
I don’t think you should dump all your other friends for your boyfriend, Bella. It’s not nice, and I think your life would be better balanced if you kept some other people in it. What happened last September, well, if you’d had more of a life outside of Edward Cullen, it might not have been like that.
— Charlie Swan


Oh, to have a father like Chief Swan.

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