Anonymous Confession #670: “You know who my favorite Twilight character is? Charlie Swan. He is the gold standard of the franchise.”

Anonymous Confession #670: “You know who my favorite Twilight character is? Charlie Swan. He is the gold standard of the franchise.”

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Anonymous asked: But what would Moustache Dad think about all this? :(

Moustache Dad shipped Robsten so hard, he really has the sads. :(

I don’t think you should dump all your other friends for your boyfriend, Bella. It’s not nice, and I think your life would be better balanced if you kept some other people in it. What happened last September, well, if you’d had more of a life outside of Edward Cullen, it might not have been like that. — Charlie Swan
hoboisland:

Oh, to have a father like Chief Swan.

hoboisland:

Oh, to have a father like Chief Swan.