Infidelity is forgiven every day, this I realize. However, it is one thing to hear of your lover’s indiscretion – it is entirely another to see fifty full-size glossy photos of another man dry humping the love of your life whilst you are at home eating Hot Pockets and watching reruns of Magnum P.I. — norstendrama (x)
- My Friend: Mom don't you wanna watch Eclipse with me? Don't you wanna see who she chooses?
- Her Mom: I know who she chooses. The director of her other movie.