[CelebDirtyLaundry] There was another sighting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together as they left a restaurant yesterday surrounded by friends/bodyguards. Of course neither Edward nor Bella looked happy, affectionate, or sincere. Why would they? Rob hates Kristen since she shamed him in front of the entire world by betraying him like a cheap tramp and she has always been a miserable bitch anyway.
Robert wore a t-shirt with a massive ‘GERMS’ logo emblazoned on the front – no doubt a direct reference to the Trampire and her spit-swapping with Rupert Sanders. Of course Rob sees Kristen as diseased now, as does most of the sentient world. We are not referring to Twihards here – we said sentient, didn’t we.
Rob is being forced to schlepp around a confused and gawky-looking Kristen on this bullshit show of reconciliation and he looks like he wants to punch someone in the mouth – let’s guess whom that might be.

- My Friend: Mom don't you wanna watch Eclipse with me? Don't you wanna see who she chooses?
- Her Mom: I know who she chooses. The director of her other movie.
Robert Pattinson sings ‘Let me Sign’



Edward Cullen is down with the swirl.