Anonymous Confession #189: “The wolfpack and Jacob remind me of gay porn stars. A bunch of naked men alone in the woods.”
Anonymous Confession #188: “I think that the secret sexual fantasy of SMeyer was to have a husband like Edward and a secret lover like Jacob. And she is Bella in the story. This is the explanation of the ridiculous love triangle that makes no sense. Edward is rich, over-protective (a good husband - in the opinion of a woman like her) Jacob is hot (literally hot skin, the wolves are more friendly and happy people, he would never reject Bella sexually as Edward does) I believe in this because she once said in a interview that in all her life she only dated “Mike Newtons”. I think she’s such a pathetic and futile woman, she embarrasses me with her vision of what a woman should aspire to in life. And I think she is sexually frustrated. As all the twi-moms and twi-hards.”
Anonymous Confession #187: “Stephenie Meyer lost Edward’s voice after Twilight. It was evident in her writing that she fell in love with Jacob as the books progressed. It was why she never completed Midnight Sun.”
Anonymous Confession #172: “I want Jacob to have gay sex with the whole wolf pack.”
Anonymous Confession #150: “Why does Bella pick Edward when it’s Jacob who makes her happy?”
Anonymous Confession #129: “I’m not Team Jacob because I want him and Bella together. I’m Team Jacob because I just like him better than Edward. Trust me, I hate the fact Jacob imprinted on Nessie just as much as any of you.”
Anonymous Confession #123: “I don’t know why Team Edward vs Team Jacob is such a big thing. I’d do them both. At the same time.”
Anonymous Confession #122: “I hate Jacob. He loud, selfish, has anger issues, self-centered, persistent, controlling, obsessive and a freakin’ pedophile.”
Anonymous Confession #121: “Jacob has a great body but an ugly face and whiny voice.”
Anonymous Confession #120: “Jacob is the pedophile. Bella is not a baby, she’s 17-years-old and sexually mature when Edward falls in love with her. Renesmee is a fucking baby. Learn the difference Team Jacob. Falling in love with a 17-year-old is not the same as falling in love with a baby.”
