Anonymous asked: I like your posts about the books, as I like that other Tumblr, Panlight, but the point is, nothing in these books makes sense. SMeyer is nuts, as Rob already said, LOL. Twilight is a big freudian projection of what she wanted to be and to an extented point of view, what every plain, silly, futile and narrow-minded woman want to be: to be beautiful, have a man (not really a man, a DICK), be rich, she has no other goal in life,nothing related to her own development as a person, nothing.
I totally agree with that! The supernatural elements are just to draw you in. Take away the vampire/werewolf stuff and it’s basically the same thing you see on every daytime soap opera. The only appealing part of the story as-is would be having Edward as my willing love slave, LOL. With the Cullens she’s basically taken all the danger and excitement out of vampires, and that’s the thing that makes vampires appealing to me in the first place. I’d much rather be a nomad than a Cullen, and it would have made for more exciting reading if Bella had to choose that life over her human life. In the end she doesn’t really sacrifice anything.
I’m going to sleep, please send pervy & funny anon messages/requests? Please? Need more funneh and less angst around here, IMO.
Can upset anons please contact me on the Twilight Robsten Nonsten blog instead? It’s a blog specifically for fandom-related fuckery and angst. I’d kinda prefer to keep this blog for fun stuff, but I don’t want to ignore your comments and concerns. Thanks.
infinity-within asked: Do you know what I think it's strange? That fact that you, being a grown up woman, that has a 5 year old relationship believes that they are a couple. Because they never act like a couple. If they acted like one, I would believe that they are dating. But I simply don't see anything remotely similar to a couple when I see them. If you were a 12 girl I would understand,but you said all these things about yourself.Whatever,everybody believes in what they can see.
I think she’s just really awkward about PDA and keeping it all a secret and everything and he’s not but he goes along with that to make her happy (like most guys do) so that’s why it seems like there’s something “off” about them as a couple. That’s more believable to me than it being some contract thing they have to do for the movies.
Anonymous asked: I used to be a huge ~robsten fan, then i lost interest COMPLETELY. Because I hate two-faced/hypocrite bitches and all the hypocritical standards in the R&K fandom made me sick. Believe me they don't care about Rob at all. They treat Rob as Kristen's accessory/pet only. I just hope more people will start to realize this soon.
I think people like “Robsten” because they don’t really know anything about them as a couple, so they can fill in all the blanks with silly fanfic about promise rings, PDA and cooking in their underwear. That’s why their relationship seems so stupid and pathetic, because it’s being written by 12-year-old Twilight fans and horny old ladies who read E L James. And the hilarious thing is they think they are “supporting” R/K by doing this, when they’re really just making them look like immature morons. I’m totally embarrassed for Rob and Kristen. Imagine if some of Rob’s colleagues thought this stuff was true, it must be mortifying to have to explain it.
Anonymous asked: People take everything in this fandom so seriously. Not gonna lie, I post Robsten, I find them cute, I can't exactly help it, I reblog new candids, I reblog the little clothes sharing things. But I do not go crazy if Rob is not with Kristen, when they have sex scenes with others, when they don't mention each other, I don't really care. I like them together, that's all. I don't honestly think they'll last forever and have a perfect relationship. It doesnt' work like that...
When the Robsten ship hits the iceberg Katy Perry will be there with her flotation devices to save Rob and all will be right with the world.
gedordey asked: where do u come from?
I’m from the U.S. & I live on the East Coast.

Anonymous asked: To the anon who said "our robs heart broken". That's what I don't like about the fandom. Yes, I don't like when they take their lives too seriously, obsess like crazy, and I don't like when they refer to Rob or Kristen as "theirs", such as "my robs beautiful...", "our robs heart". Rob's heart is not yours. Why are people taking everything so damn seriously? And I'm pretty sure that just because she believes in being able to do what makes you comfortable sexually won't break his heart.
Anon, it’s totally cray cray. I haven’t seen anything like this in any other fandom. They act like they own these people. And it’s not just one side, the Nonsten side also posts about how “disappointed” they are by Rob every time he goes somewhere with her. Why? Even if you don’t believe they are dating she’s still his friend. If you’re so “disappointed” here’s an idea: don’t follow his personal life. You’re the one choosing to do that. You can just follow his movies and stuff and ignore the rest if you want to, it’s really easy to do.
Anonymous asked: The paps have all the travel info because one of them has a girlfriend that works at the Vancouver airport. She knows the flights Rob is coming in on for reshoots and she can track his other flight data. She told her pap BF that Rob would be flying to Vancouver from Washington DC. The paps like to play with the fandom and get them worked up. They're just evil all the way around. And what the girl is doing is illegal. I hope she gets caught one day and fired. She doesn't deserve to have a job.
It’s definitely illegal and it’s a potential security risk.
Anonymous asked: been reading kristen recent article about the on the road. you can see how different she is with rob. rob is way more conservative and classy compared to her. sexual freedom etc. i bet she is been wanting to swing with garret for a long time. i wish she just let go of rob .i do not want our robs heart broken
I think you’re making kind of a big leap here, just because someone says they believe in sexual freedom doesn’t mean they are a swinger. For all we know she could be saying that stuff to promote the movie.