Edward Cullen in 1930
Anonymous Confession #718: “I actually think Jacob was abusive or at the very least had abusive tendencies. He physically restrained Bella in order to kiss her against her will. Then he laughed at her when she hurt herself. He manipulated her at every opportunity and then became the ultimate pedophile. I’ll never understand Team Jacob.”
Anonymous Confession #712: “I wanted Jacob to die at the end of Eclipse. He was cool in NM, but in Eclipse he was a huge whiny-assed tool.”
Anonymous Confession #686: “I’ve never understood people who say Edward is abusive. To me, an abusive person is someone who is physically or verbally abusive and Edward was never that way.”
Anonymous Confession #679: “Confession: even though the books are extremely easy to read, I confess I had to read the chapter of the kiss between Bella and Jacob (before the death of Victoria), about three times, because I don’t understand what was happening. I feel so dumb about that. In my defense, I will say that I read it in Spanish.”
Anonymous Confession #677: “Even though I love the general idea for Twilight, and the world of the Cullens, I hate Bella and Edward’s relationship, and think it resembles a bad Lifetime movie.”
Anonymous Confession #676: “I’m convinced that the Amazons, Aro, and maybe Alistair are gay. Demetri is totally bi.”
roleplay
Would anyone be interested in doing a humor/parody roleplay of The Twilight Saga characters? This RPG stuff is all over tumblr. It seems kind of a fun time waster, but all the ones I’ve seen are serious. Let me know if you think this is a good idea and if you want to do it.
I was thinking about what other fictional characters Bella Swan reminded me of, and IMO the one that comes closest is Beavis. Beavis is an idiot who is obsessed with getting laid and does various stupid things in his quest to ‘get some.’ That’s Bella Swan’s story in a nutshell.
