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Public Service Announcement: Twilight did not ruin vampires
The reputation of vampires was already in the dirt long before ‘Twilight’ existed as either a book series, a movie series or a dream in Stephenie Meyer’s head. ‘Twilight’ did not ruin vampires, teenage mall goths did. The vampire books of the Victorian era were a sort of “chastity porn” for women - full of passion and desire but without the chance of consummation. ‘Twilight’ simply allowed horny girls and women (old ladies especially) to reclaim what was always rightfully theirs.
