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Not to be outdone, Twilight fans also wanted to share their love. And no one shared more love than TWI_HEART44. First, she sees the movies early and often: “My local movie theatre knows me as the Twilight girl cos i went 16 times to see New Moon, 8 times for Eclipse, 18 Times for [Breaking Dawn, Part 1].” Not only did she spend her savings to fly to Australia just to see Kristen Stewart at a premiere of a non­-Twilight movie, Snow White and the Huntsman, but she estimated she has spent more than $15,000 on Twilight stuff: “My collection, or shrine if you want to call it that.” Some of her payments went to the gold ring she had engraved with “Robsten Is Unbroken” and getting K-Stew to sign her hand and then have it tattooed. (x)

Hey Rob, this is going to sound really odd, but there’s an anon in my inbox who says she knows what you do with your penis. In fact, she has been meticulously tracking your penile activities for the past 3 years.

Yeah, I know, she seems a little unstable. She seems a little too fixated on you, your penis and Kristen. Do you need her “support?”

Would you like me to give her a message from you?