March 24th, 2013 at 1:44PM
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March 5th, 2013 at 5:42AM

Breaking Dawn Part 2 “Being Charlie Swan”

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February 15th, 2013 at 11:50PM

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November 13th, 2012 at 10:03PM
gifftrax: [RiffTrax: “Twilight: Eclipse”]

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[RiffTrax: “Twilight: Eclipse”]

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November 4th, 2012 at 8:24PM
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October 30th, 2012 at 1:24PM
Twifight Tournament: Vote for Charlie Swan

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October 29th, 2012 at 12:10PM

'Twilight' Screenplay

  • Edward Cullen: [constipated, mumbles something about why they can't be together]
  • Bella Swan: [bites her lip and huffs awkwardly]
  • Edward Cullen: [stares at Bella, still constipated]
  • Bella Swan: [stares at Edward, biting lip]
  • Voice over: Kristen Stewart narrates what is happening in a bored, monotone voice.
  • Charlie Swan: [drinks beer and rolls his eyes]
  • Edward Cullen: [stares at Bella, conflicted and constipated]
  • Bella Swan: [stares at Edward, runs hand through her hair and huffs awkwardly]
  • 2 hours later, same stuff happens
24 notes #bella swan#charlie swan#edward cullen#the twilight saga#twilight#twilight sucks
October 23rd, 2012 at 2:16AM
Anonymous Confession #670: “You know who my favorite Twilight character is? Charlie Swan. He is the gold standard of the franchise.”

Anonymous Confession #670: “You know who my favorite Twilight character is? Charlie Swan. He is the gold standard of the franchise.”

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August 30th, 2012 at 9:07PM
The Swan Residence, 775 K Street, Forks, WA

The Swan Residence, 775 K Street, Forks, WA

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August 22nd, 2012 at 1:29AM
  • Jacob Black: Edward, I imprinted on your baby, she's my soulmate. I'm going to spend all my time with her as she grows up and then have sex with her when she's old enough.
  • Edward Cullen: ...
  • Jacob Black: ...
  • Edward Cullen: ...
  • Jacob Black: ...
  • Chief Charlie Swan: So, Edward, you say Jacob just fell out the window?
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