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Anonymous asked: But what would Moustache Dad think about all this? :(

Moustache Dad shipped Robsten so hard, he really has the sads. :(

I don’t think you should dump all your other friends for your boyfriend, Bella. It’s not nice, and I think your life would be better balanced if you kept some other people in it. What happened last September, well, if you’d had more of a life outside of Edward Cullen, it might not have been like that. — Charlie Swan
soapymayhem:

You like @luvrofink ?
Survival of the Paranoid by luvrofink The world is taken over by zombies and there’s only one man to save the last members of the town. Charlie Swan, Police Chief of Forks, Washington. Bit of OOC/AH/ Just a One Shot.

Aww.. they removed their stories! Does anyone have this saved somewhere? I must read it!!! Never mind, I found it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/427022

soapymayhem:

You like @luvrofink ?

Survival of the Paranoid by luvrofink The world is taken over by zombies and there’s only one man to save the last members of the town. Charlie Swan, Police Chief of Forks, Washington. Bit of OOC/AH/ Just a One Shot.

Aww.. they removed their stories! Does anyone have this saved somewhere? I must read it!!! Never mind, I found it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/427022

hoboisland:

Oh, to have a father like Chief Swan.

hoboisland:

Oh, to have a father like Chief Swan.


Anonymous Confession #127: “The only characters in The Twilight Saga that are interesting are Jasper, Carlisle, Alice and Charlie.”

Anonymous Confession #127: “The only characters in The Twilight Saga that are interesting are Jasper, Carlisle, Alice and Charlie.”


Anonymous Confession #093: “I only watch the Twilight saga for Jasper, Emmett and Charlie.”

Anonymous Confession #093: “I only watch the Twilight saga for Jasper, Emmett and Charlie.”


Anonymous Confession #057: “I think Charlie was growing pot out in the woods.”

Anonymous Confession #057: “I think Charlie was growing pot out in the woods.