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Anonymous asked: But what would Moustache Dad think about all this? :(

Moustache Dad shipped Robsten so hard, he really has the sads. :(

You like @luvrofink ?
Survival of the Paranoid by luvrofink The world is taken over by zombies and there’s only one man to save the last members of the town. Charlie Swan, Police Chief of Forks, Washington. Bit of OOC/AH/ Just a One Shot.
Aww.. they removed their stories! Does anyone have this saved somewhere? I must read it!!! Never mind, I found it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/427022

Oh, to have a father like Chief Swan.

Anonymous Confession #127: “The only characters in The Twilight Saga that are interesting are Jasper, Carlisle, Alice and Charlie.”

Anonymous Confession #093: “I only watch the Twilight saga for Jasper, Emmett and Charlie.”

Anonymous Confession #057: “I think Charlie was growing pot out in the woods.”
