I’m bored, ask me anything. Anon or not. Requests? I’ll make something for you. Do you like the screencaps with the fake captions? I like making those, so if you want something like that let me know.
t-u-r-t-l-e-power asked: how would you flirt with Rob?

I’m going to sleep, please send pervy & funny anon messages/requests? Please? Need more funneh and less angst around here, IMO.
I’m here surrounded by Bronies and I don’t watch MLP and so I have no one to talk to about anything, please rescue me? Question/comment/request, etc?
Anonymous asked: People take everything in this fandom so seriously. Not gonna lie, I post Robsten, I find them cute, I can't exactly help it, I reblog new candids, I reblog the little clothes sharing things. But I do not go crazy if Rob is not with Kristen, when they have sex scenes with others, when they don't mention each other, I don't really care. I like them together, that's all. I don't honestly think they'll last forever and have a perfect relationship. It doesnt' work like that...
When the Robsten ship hits the iceberg Katy Perry will be there with her flotation devices to save Rob and all will be right with the world.
Anonymous asked: Kim K. and Lindsey L are much more famous than KStew. Why would they invite her, she brings nothing to the table except a few shrill fangirls. And although Lindsey is open about her drug usage, she's still a better actress than the one who's in the closet about everything and values her "privacy" so much. KS isn't even in Washington, her fans are the ones who started that rumor, based on nothing but shipper wishes. She went back to LA after Vegas on Thursday night.
Is Rob really at this White House thing? Did someone else bring him as their “date”? Oooooooh!!!! LOL
gedordey asked: where do u come from?
I’m from the U.S. & I live on the East Coast.

Anonymous asked: To the anon who said "our robs heart broken". That's what I don't like about the fandom. Yes, I don't like when they take their lives too seriously, obsess like crazy, and I don't like when they refer to Rob or Kristen as "theirs", such as "my robs beautiful...", "our robs heart". Rob's heart is not yours. Why are people taking everything so damn seriously? And I'm pretty sure that just because she believes in being able to do what makes you comfortable sexually won't break his heart.
Anon, it’s totally cray cray. I haven’t seen anything like this in any other fandom. They act like they own these people. And it’s not just one side, the Nonsten side also posts about how “disappointed” they are by Rob every time he goes somewhere with her. Why? Even if you don’t believe they are dating she’s still his friend. If you’re so “disappointed” here’s an idea: don’t follow his personal life. You’re the one choosing to do that. You can just follow his movies and stuff and ignore the rest if you want to, it’s really easy to do.