t-u-r-t-l-e-power asked: how would you flirt with Rob?

I’m here surrounded by Bronies and I don’t watch MLP and so I have no one to talk to about anything, please rescue me? Question/comment/request, etc?
Anonymous asked: People take everything in this fandom so seriously. Not gonna lie, I post Robsten, I find them cute, I can't exactly help it, I reblog new candids, I reblog the little clothes sharing things. But I do not go crazy if Rob is not with Kristen, when they have sex scenes with others, when they don't mention each other, I don't really care. I like them together, that's all. I don't honestly think they'll last forever and have a perfect relationship. It doesnt' work like that...
When the Robsten ship hits the iceberg Katy Perry will be there with her flotation devices to save Rob and all will be right with the world.
Anonymous asked: Kim K. and Lindsey L are much more famous than KStew. Why would they invite her, she brings nothing to the table except a few shrill fangirls. And although Lindsey is open about her drug usage, she's still a better actress than the one who's in the closet about everything and values her "privacy" so much. KS isn't even in Washington, her fans are the ones who started that rumor, based on nothing but shipper wishes. She went back to LA after Vegas on Thursday night.
Is Rob really at this White House thing? Did someone else bring him as their “date”? Oooooooh!!!! LOL
gedordey asked: where do u come from?
I’m from the U.S. & I live on the East Coast.

Anonymous asked: To the anon who said "our robs heart broken". That's what I don't like about the fandom. Yes, I don't like when they take their lives too seriously, obsess like crazy, and I don't like when they refer to Rob or Kristen as "theirs", such as "my robs beautiful...", "our robs heart". Rob's heart is not yours. Why are people taking everything so damn seriously? And I'm pretty sure that just because she believes in being able to do what makes you comfortable sexually won't break his heart.
Anon, it’s totally cray cray. I haven’t seen anything like this in any other fandom. They act like they own these people. And it’s not just one side, the Nonsten side also posts about how “disappointed” they are by Rob every time he goes somewhere with her. Why? Even if you don’t believe they are dating she’s still his friend. If you’re so “disappointed” here’s an idea: don’t follow his personal life. You’re the one choosing to do that. You can just follow his movies and stuff and ignore the rest if you want to, it’s really easy to do.
Anonymous asked: The paps have all the travel info because one of them has a girlfriend that works at the Vancouver airport. She knows the flights Rob is coming in on for reshoots and she can track his other flight data. She told her pap BF that Rob would be flying to Vancouver from Washington DC. The paps like to play with the fandom and get them worked up. They're just evil all the way around. And what the girl is doing is illegal. I hope she gets caught one day and fired. She doesn't deserve to have a job.
It’s definitely illegal and it’s a potential security risk.
Anonymous asked: been reading kristen recent article about the on the road. you can see how different she is with rob. rob is way more conservative and classy compared to her. sexual freedom etc. i bet she is been wanting to swing with garret for a long time. i wish she just let go of rob .i do not want our robs heart broken
I think you’re making kind of a big leap here, just because someone says they believe in sexual freedom doesn’t mean they are a swinger. For all we know she could be saying that stuff to promote the movie.
Anonymous asked: I don't think KStew looks hot draped across Garrett, but she does look more like a vampire there than in the new BD2 still. I thought she would look different as a vampire, but they don't even have any lip color on her. Edward's lips in Twilight were 10 shades darker than hers in BD2. Make-up department fail #854. Have you heard any rumors about Garrett playing for the other team? He's never had a real girlfriend, no long term relationships at all. Ever. Makes me curious.
I don’t know if that dude is gay or not. Not having a long term relationship doesn’t necessarily mean a dude is gay.
I think she looks hot as a vampire in these gifs I just reblogged. But yeah, you get makeup permanently put on your face when you become a vampire and your hair becomes shiny, how stupid is that? How the hell does that happen? How does vampire venom know what makeup trends are going to work for a certain individual? LOL, that’s so much dumber than sparkling.