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Is the Rupert Sanders twitter real or parodic?

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:57:33 -0400

I’m not sure. I think if it were fake they would have stopped tweeting by now or Rupert would have complained, so it’s possibly real.

Do you think Kristen is more immature than Robert? They're about the same!

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:19:55 -0400

Yes, I think she is more immature. You don’t see Rob flipping anyone off, telling people to freeze to death or acting like a brat at Cannes. Her idea of being “real” is acting like a teenage asshole.

swim-when-it-hurts: I was going through old photos and found...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:22:14 -0400

swim-when-it-hurts:

I was going through old photos and found these from one of the times I met Drunk Rob Pattinson. I found it amusing how how looks so composed in the one he posed for, and in the other he just looks like Creeper Von Drunkpattz.

Sometimes I just think to myself, "Wow. I can't believe I ever liked the Twilight books. They are so awful."

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:24:31 -0400

I think that, too and yet I’m still here and I don’t know why.

cristiynda: “all you need in life is a true friend, family, and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:19:30 -0400

cristiynda:

“all you need in life is a true friend, family, and your middle finger up.” - Kristen Stewart

Do you have the video of Kristen at Cannes saying "I hate you?"

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:10:04 -0400

I can’t find it on youtube.

patlawrenceson: From everything you know about Edward and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:05:17 -0400

patlawrenceson:

From everything you know about Edward and Bella.. if you had to jump to where they’d be in 50 years, what do you think is gonna happen?

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:20:33 -0400

radiospringy: The Best of Rifftrax: Twilight - Breaking Dawn...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:27:22 -0400

radiospringy:

The Best of Rifftrax: Twilight - Breaking Dawn Part 2 (Pedo-Wolf Edition) (by Jason Dailing)

hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:03:25 -0400

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

As somebody that was in the thick of the writing part of the fandom I know of two women who had their husbands cheat on them and yea one took hers back the other one was just fiiiiiine with the woman he left his Twilight obsessed wife for but the Twi woman always said if she had the chance she'd take him back. Some ppl are cool with their s/o cheating maybe? Personally that's a hard limit for me. I couldn't get past the thought of my partner sticking it to another woman.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:16:26 -0400

I know someone who took back their spouse who cheated but this couple had been married over 15 years, had children so their lives were totally entwined. So they went into marriage counselling and worked through it. R&K are young, they don’t have kids, they have their own homes, their own groups of friends, they both seem somewhat immature (with Kristen especially stuck in teenage mode) and only dated 3-4 years so it’s easier to break it off. I would not be able to forgive something like that, either. I’m really possessive.

Did Rob really not go to his birthday party thrown by Kristen!? Holy crap

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:58 -0400

Yep, he snubbed her on his birthday. She invited all of her tacky friends over for an instagram party and Rob was like:

and Kristen was like:

and then Rob was like “Oh really bitch, like you were sorry about this?”:

so then Kristen was like:

and then Rob was like:

I'm curious what those all krisbians and/or robsteners would do if their boyfriend/girlfriend would cheat on them... let's say they would have almost that same situation as KR

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:45:15 -0400

If it happened to them, I’m sure they would not be forgiving at all.

bookshop: Ten Awesome Things Twilight Gave Us All With the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:43:00 -0400

bookshop:

Ten Awesome Things Twilight Gave Us All

With the release of Breaking Dawn Part Two, the Twilight franchise is coming to an end—at least until author Stephenie Meyer finds a way to bring it back . Meanwhile, the fandom is gearing up to join Harry Potter fans in its slow, err, fandom twilight.

But that’s no reason not to celebrate! Here’s a look back at some of the amazing things that Twilight and the Twilight fandom has given all of us over the last seven years—no matter how we feel about the books.

wiskeraway: Jeff Wild: (about Rob Pat & K Stew) You’re making a really strong statement when...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:51:16 -0400

wiskeraway:

Jeff Wild: (about Rob Pat & K Stew) You’re making a really strong statement when your girlfriend throws you a birthday party and you don’t even show up. That’s like a reverse surprise party. That’s like surprise, you’re single bitch.

riddlemetom: every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:17:21 -0400

riddlemetom:

every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a straight up fact

brattyconifer: One of these Carlisle dolls had a wild night...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:29 -0400

brattyconifer:

One of these Carlisle dolls had a wild night last night.

nowyouknowwhatyoulost: I do not know Robert; don’t believe ANYTHING you’ve seen. Take care.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:53:22 -0400

nowyouknowwhatyoulost:

I do not know Robert; don’t believe ANYTHING you’ve seen. Take care.

I just recently notice, have you delete your twitter account? I'm in a big hiatus (hahaha) in twitter and a lost you the clue o_0

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:57:32 -0400

my twitter account is here: https://twitter.com/iluvsparklyvamp

this is my favorite so far: "Kristen's finding comfort in pal and fellow Twilighter, Taylor Lautner. The actor has stayed close to Stewart to help cheer her up. [. . .] Is Taylor just Kristen's shoulder to cry on ... or something more?"

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:46:56 -0400

I don’t think she’s his type. ;-)