This is something that has always bugged me about this story. The Cullens are always worried about people finding out they’re vampires, so you’d think they’d try to blend in. But they don’t.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen is a 23-year-old doctor who has adopted 5 extremely attractive teenagers, 4 of whom are widely known to be dating one another, and they all live together in a secluded mansion in the middle of the forest. In the real world, people would think this guy is some sort of pervert and this family would be investigated for incest by child protective services.
The Cullen kids wear only the best designer and couture clothing and drive expensive luxury cars to school in a small town where 20% of the population lives below the poverty line. A small town doctor’s salary would not maintain the extravagant billionaire lifestyle they seem to live, and this would raise the suspicions of authorities. Dr. Cullen would be investigated for insurance fraud, organ harvesting or being a drug lord secretly selling painkillers on the black market.
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“Personally, I think she worked backwards … and then tried to justify it after the fact” And this is pretty much the...
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WORRRRD. SM tried to explain this once but it still makes no sense. Here’s what she said: “Wrong assumption: The Cullens...
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