How ‘The Twilight Saga’ should have ended with ‘Eclipse’
Then they make the sexy time…
Bella wakes up with some sex bruises, Edward apologizes, and there’s no demon fetus because Edward is dead and doesn’t have any sperm.
Bella is happier than she’s ever been and Edward says “Wow we should have been doing that this whole time, that was awesome!”
Bella: “I’m so happy! I’m smiling! OMG, Edward your penis is magical!”
Edward: “Yeah, I know it totally is.”
Then Edward talks to his dad and his brothers about vampire sex, and they tell him, “Oh yeah, it’s even better if she’s a vampire. You guys can do all kinds of wild stuff together and you don’t have to worry about hurting her.”
So then Edward returns to Bella and says “Come here Bella! Imma bite you! Om nom nom,” she becomes a vampire and they live happily ever after.
THE END.
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Well, this would have been much, much better, yeah…..
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I wholeheartedly approve of this ending.
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