alice & me: my birthday
- Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday! I've already seen you open it and guess what? You love it! You're gonna wear it tonight, our house. Come on, please? It will be fun.
- Me: OK, look. I know you're trying to be nice, but you really need to stop forcing me to do shit I don't want to do. I don't want a birthday party and I don't want to dress like you. If you want to play dress up go buy a Barbie doll or play the Sims 3 or something. And no offense but Jasper creeps me the fuck out, I'm really not comfortable hanging out with him.
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