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“Anything else you object to?” she asks softly.

I swallow. “Well, anal intercourse doesn’t exactly float my boat.”

“I’d really like to claim your ass, Edward. But we’ll wait for that. Besides, it’s not something we can dive into,” she smirks at me. “Your ass will need training.”

“Training?” I whisper.

“Oh yes. It’ll need careful preparation. Anal intercourse can be very pleasurable, trust me. But if we try it and you don’t like it, we don’t have to do it again.” She grins down at me. I blink up at her. She thinks I’ll enjoy it?

- “Master of the Universe” fanfic (aka Fifty Shades of Grey) with Bella as the dominant and Edward as the submissive. Seems more ‘in character’ that way, doesn’t it? I don’t think the story would have been as popular this way, but IMO it would have been more true to the original characters and how I see their kinky sides playing out.