March 27th, 2012 at 11:40PM

Poker night with the Cullen boys

  • Emmett: Alright, let's play a game. It's called "Fuck, Marry, or Eat."
  • Jasper: Oh, I love this one.
  • Edward: Emmett that is so crude. Rosalie would not be pleased.
  • Emmett: Lighten up, bro. It's just for lulz. So.. Megan Fox?
  • Edward: *sighs* Fuck.
  • Jasper: Fuck then eat.
  • Emmett: I say marry, I'd like to tap that ass every night, bro. Ok, your turn Jasper.
  • Jasper: Katy Perry?
  • Emmett: Fuck! For sure!
  • Jasper: Fuck then eat.
  • Edward: Do not drag Katy into this! She is such a sweet girl.
  • Jasper: Awww.. Edward has a crush.
  • Emmett: Awww.. how cute. She's his shmoopy shmoopy!!
  • Edward: I do not! I just feel you two shouldn't say lewd things about her.
  • Jasper: So?
  • Edward: Marry.
  • Jasper: Awww!
  • Edward: I only chose it because it is respectful. She is a gifted artist.
  • Emmett: Yeah, whatevs, bro. You just like her tig ol' bitties. Your turn, Edward.
  • Jasper: Yeah, your turn.
  • Edward: Um, I don't know... Kristen Stewart?
  • Jasper: Eat.
  • Emmett: Eat.
  • Edward: Eat.
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