June 2012
keepcalmanddazzle asked: You know I can't figure out why everyone is up your ass. It's your blog. You blog whatever the fuck you want to blog about babe. So what if Kstew is hot and you want to fuck her, we all do. And don't even get me started on Rob, me and him are gonna have imaginary babies with Sexhair lol. Your passionate about life and their passionate about hating. Fuck the haterz babe and speak...
Anonymous asked: Would you watch a Robsten sex tape if it leaked? I would.
Anonymous asked: If you could live out a sexual fantasy what would it be?
Anonymous asked: My best friend and I were reading your blog and you got us to thinking how hott the Stew is so after awhile of looking up sexy pictures of her we got kinda touchy feely and ended up having sex. It was unbelievable!!!!!! Both our first times with a girl and now I think I'm in love with her. I mean we were already best friends and have complete trust in each other and I always thought that she...
Anonymous asked: IF you got to see a porno with Rob being the star who would you want to be his co-star (male or female)? And, what would they be doing/what type of porno would it be?
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Anonymous asked: idk just stop with the relationship stuff, post dirty pics of stuff,use your filthy imagination
Anonymous asked: Do you think that Rob and Tom ever got drunk one night and blew each other? I actually think it would be fuckhawt but that's just me cuz imma pervy girl. I do think it's possible though and British men are more spontaneous than ppl give them credit for, ya know.
Anonymous asked: Fuck everybody and just post dirty shit,I will be so fuckin happy
Anonymous asked: How do u know abt ~bisexual~ Kristen's private same sex activities? Are you an expert in pulling stuff out of your butthole? Mindreader? You can see all this in your dream? Have a hope that some hot chick will lure Kristen away from Rob and then you'll have him?
Anonymous asked: People need to calm the fuck down,it doesnt matter how wefeel, we are all irrelevant in there lives what we say on are little computers are not going to determine how they live there lives all in all they don't give a fuck about us or what we say
Anonymous asked: I've been going through your blog for a few minutes and I can't seem to figure out what you think of Kristen and Rob strictly as actors? Can you tell me what you think about they're acting careers/acting?
Anonymous asked: Do you think that Rob actually wrote "falling in love for the first time" and that it was directed towards Kristen?
Anonymous asked: Nonstens want Rob to be single because then he will be free to fuck em' 0_o Krisbians want Kristen to be a lesbian so that they can have a chance with her x_x Rob and Kristen must've done something really shitty in their past life to get ~fans~ like this
Anonymous asked: Oh really? Gays are more accepted than bisexuals? I don't know what to say man but you really need to get off computer,stop obsessing about mormon vampires and smell the fresh air and KNOW what's going on in real world.
Anonymous asked: Haha that does make sense but I understand if you don't wanna talk about since its a very touchy subject for you . Even IF she comes out as a bisexual still 100% hetero Rob will be the one to blame cause he made her reconsider her sexuality
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Veggie vampires in the closet
The whole vegetarian vampire thing in Twilight could be seen as an allegory for being gay and in the closet. The Cullens and other veggie vamps repress their true selves and live a lie in order to fit into a society which otherwise would not accept them. In contrast to the Cullens you have the Volturi, who are more like old-school, true vampires. The leaders of the Volturi are the most openly...
Anonymous asked: The Gaystews, the really gay women that are fans of Kristen and believe that she's gay are the only kind of tolerable fans she have. Also, they are the only ones who will support her when/if she comes out of the closet. The krisbians are lesbians in denial and would hate to discover that she is really gay. Actually, there are some really funny and nice gaystew tumblrs. Sometimes I search for...
Anonymous asked: If Kristen ever came out and said that she is a lesbian then that would the ultimate proof of how ridiculously bad Rob is in bed He's the guy she has been with for longest period of time yet and so he will be responsible for putting her off men . I'm sure this will prove to be some sort of trauma to you as your dick related fantasies will be shattered haha
Every time I'm on the Harry Potter Tag;
utterly-ordinary:
I see that people are still saying “Harry Potter is a better book series than Twilight.” “Harry Potter is better than Twilight.” Blah Blah. First of all they are TWO Different book series. I don’t see how people can compare the two. I wish you all would understand that; but people are just too dull.
Anonymous asked: will you be excited to see porn star-stew
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“When the whole world is watching you, they create stories and give you labels...”
– Robert Pattinson (via pattinsonuk)
Anonymous asked: we aren't naive enough to think we are going to bone her in real life, so who gives a shit who she is with :P I've got nothing against rob, just want her to come out of the closet!
Anonymous asked: Why would I be butthurt? but yeah after going through some of your posts I'm sure you know all about being butthurt I mean you reblogged a post from Feb 2011 that gave you hope haha You can't even be witty with your excuses that's a fact lololol
: I'm going to be really sad when BD promos start →
phasetoblack:
And not just for the reason everyone else is…but because, as much as we wolfgirls hate the idea of Jacob imprinting on Nessie…Taylor Lautner has to be the one to not only act that shit out on screen… but he has to promote it in a positive way.
Promos are gonna suck balls for him because I know he’s gonna get picked on for the fact that Nessie is a baby and it’s inappropriate… even...
Anonymous asked: I guess the fact there are no nonberts it shows us krisbians aren't as obsessed with hating on someone, instead we just concentrate on how much we wanna bone her.
Anonymous asked: You say that you accept that Rob and Kristen are together and then you reblog that Kristen Stewart's beard pic Its really hard to suppress your inner delusional nonsten sometimes tsk tsk *waits for your typical "idk I reblog whatever is funny" excuse
Anonymous asked: No her lesbian fans don't hate him. They just pretend that he is non-existent
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Anonymous asked: world needs more nonberts but that's not going to happen since all the chicks believe in licking Rob's anus
Anonymous asked: If you were a twilight vampire would you be vegetarian or not?
Anonymous asked: can you make a manip of KS nude for me?
Anonymous asked: If your "boyfriend" *cough* saw Kristen in Twilight and likes her, if he saw her in the same movie which has a gorgeous woman as Rachelle Lefréve, one of the most stunning women in this world IMO (also Nikki, Ashley, Elizabeth...) and likes Kristen, I'm sorry to say, but your "boyfriend" is gay.
