June 2012
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Edward Cullen: Hey, I just met you
Edward Cullen: And this this crazy
Edward Cullen: But I'm going to act coldly distant to you, make you think that you smell bad when actually I want to eat you, secretly watch you in your sleep, go out with you, and end up marrying you at eighteen just before getting you pregnant with a weirdo vampire baby who falls in love with your best friend
Edward Cullen: So call me maybe
Anonymous asked: You don't like being told what to do? But you like posting pics with Rob's head on someone else's body without making it clear it's a manip? You like misleading people? Making them believe something that's not true? Deliberately? That makes you a jerk and unreliable.
Anonymous asked: So I just watched SWATH (Cosmopolis wasn't in the cinemas - small town) and I gotta say, KStew had some acting lessons. She was really good. No lip-bitting, minimal twitching...I'm impressed. I'm actually looking forward to seeing OTR now. I still don't like her as a person, but has an actress she's kinda growing on me. Oh, and you might not believe but she was actually...
May 2012
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“My other guilty pleasure is Twilight. I love those books, my friend and I read...”
– Emma Watson
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IMDB Starmeter
#13 Kristen Stewart #51 Robert Pattinson
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Bella: Hey, I just met you,
Bella: and this is crazy,
Bella: but I'm a bland, clumsy girl with no personality, hobbies, skills or appeal whatsoever and I'm unconditionally and irrevocably in love with you even though we've spoken all of 3 times,
Bella: so call me maybe.
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Elven: Drabble: Me Without You →
elvenavari:
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Edward/Jacob
Prompt: “Me Without You” by Ashley Tisdal
Jacob’s large paws ate up the ground beneath them. He had to run, had to get away. It wasn’t fair, had never been fair. Golden eyes flashed in his mind, the name following but broken off when a form as hard as stone crashed into him, sending them both rolling.
The scent of leech hit his nose a...
Anonymous asked: hot piece of ass R O F L
Anonymous asked: Hey cunt! Remember me? I'm your fav anon ICU talking about K's private parts like a good classy cunt that you are hmmm but you know what Rob's lips must be smelling like Kristen's tuna town in RL for sure :) But I know you would still kiss him but the Q is - Why would he bring his lips near you?
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“I love Twilight though, because it’s such a complex multi-leveled psychological...”
– my bf, while we were trolling Twilight (via teddy-grohl)
Anonymous asked: if robsten did a sextape would u watch it?
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Anonymous asked: :D i'm really happy that Rob will not go the the MTV awards :D soo theey didn't win best kiss or best movie :D finally!!
: All the people complaining that Rob quit... →
…and then will not have “sexy” pics again…(Really? Have you ever TRIED to kiss a man who smokes? Or, have you ever kissed a man?)
Fuck you and go to hell. Wait for the day you lose a person that is like your mother with a cancer in her lungs. Pathetic cunts.
You wouldn’t kiss him if he smokes? Shit, I’d kiss Rob even if his breath smelled like Kristen Stewart’s tuna town.
Anonymous asked: Are you going to label that manip of Rob on the floor as a manip? It's really Henry Cavill's body and hand with Rob's head photoshopped on. Manips should be labeled as manips, otherwise they're misleading.
Robert Pattinson Skipping MTV Movie Awards →
teamransom:
Where in the world will Robert Pattinson be on Sunday?
Not at the MTV Movie Awards!
What?!
While his girlfriend Kristen Stewart will be on hand to present with her Snow White and the Huntsman costar Chris Hemsworth, I’m told Mr. Pattinson will be MIA this year.
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Anonymous asked: I was going to send you a cOnfession but I fell asleep and forgot it
Anonymous asked: You ship garrettstew?
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missimari101 asked: ♥ SEND THIS TO 15 OF YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR
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a dull and witless child: Twilight is a tragedy... →
cleaningoffthestone:
Let’s put problems with spelling, grammar, narrative flow, plot structure, etc. aside and just look at the story and, in particular, the character arc of Bella Swan.
At the beginning of the story, she is moving from Arizona to Washington on her own volition - she has decided to give her mother…
Anonymous asked: Confession- Jasper's hair is friggin creepy- in every movie, but especially the magician look in BD.
