March 2012
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Anonymous asked: whats wrong with bella
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February 2012
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“I actually had a talk with Edward before the wedding about the night they were...”
– Peter Facinelli
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Anonymous asked: if rob and kristen are dating irl why is their sex in bd so awkward?
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edward & me 1
Edward Cullen: I haven't told you everything about myself.
Me: What? You're gay?
Edward Cullen: No! I mean, um, not really.
Me: Impotent?
Edward Cullen: No, of course not!
Edward Cullen: That's not what I'm talking about though.
Edward Cullen: Look, a few years after Carlisle created me I rebelled against him. I resented him for curbing my appetite. So for a while I went off on my own. I wanted to know how it felt to hunt. To taste human blood. All the men I killed were monsters. And so was I.
Me: Oh my god, that is so fucking hot.
Edward Cullen: What?!
Me: You have no idea how turned on I am right now.
Me: Tell me more about it! What was it like tasting their blood? I bet it was awesome.
Edward Cullen: But that's the worst thing I've ever done in my life! I can't believe this!
Me: Oh, come on, you know how much I love 'Dexter'.
Me: You like it too, you make me TiVo it for you.
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t-u-r-t-l-e-power asked: can you photoshop robert pattinson into a ninja turtle for me please?
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Anonymous asked: Ha! Most of the audience doesn't even see Bella up on the screen anyway, she's just a placeholder for them. They look at Edward/Rob and put themselves in Bella's place. She's like the furniture in the background, so in that sense, it's fine that she's plain. And Meyer was fantasizing about herself, the physical description in the book is like looking in a mirror for...
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Anonymous asked: Technically, Meyer's vamps are neither dead nor alive, they're undead. And Edward has no problem getting it up. He's magic like that anyway. If he can get turned on by Bella he must be superhuman.
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Anonymous asked: Do you find it interesting/odd that its physically impossible for Edward to get an erection due to the lack of a pumping heart and blood flow? Or is it just me?
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Anonymous asked: you're weird for wanting to fuck a dead guy!
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Anonymous asked: Are you aware that Carlisle is actually the infamous Joseph Smith, father of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
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Anonymous asked: jacobs big and warm dick fucking me in my ass would just be flawless
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Anonymous asked: how often do you fap to the thought of minajinson? or does edward and jacob get you hotter?
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Anonymous asked: i want edward's cold dick in my hot tight pussy then i want to suck my juices off his cock
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disappointed by the lack of anonymous perverts →
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carnelianheart asked: What would Edward and Nicki Minaj's demon-spawn be named?
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ask me anything →
I’m bored! Anons are ok, hate mail is ok. Rants and stuff are good too. Get it off your chest. Anything remotely Twilight related. Pretend my ask box is Bella’s vajajay and your questions are Edward’s sparklejizz.
I will also do creepy sexual roleplays with you if you want.
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Breaking Dawn Part 1 odds @ the Razzies →
Breaking Dawn Part 1 has been nominated in almost every category of the Razzie awards. It’s tough competition this year, however, as they’re up against 2 Adam Sandler productions.
If you were crying into your ice cream & cuddling your Team Edward body-pillow the other night because your favorite Twilight couple did not get invited to the Oscars you might be in luck. They could...
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Anonymous asked: lol ur crazy
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30 Day Twilight Saga Challenge - Day 10: Favorite...
The tent scene which exemplifies the sexual tension between Edward and Jacob. They are perfect for one another, beauty and the beast. I wanted Jacob to imprint on Edward and throw the supernatural world into chaos. That would be a better story. How many taboos does that break in the supernatural world? How would the vampires and werewolves deal with that? How would Bella deal with that? How would...