Edward can't read Bella's thoughts because she...
: So after watching New Moon this my Dad while... →
letgo22170: Dad: “Hey it’s my man Peter Facinelli!” Me: “You know his name?” Dad:”Yah I love Nurse Jackie. I always watch that show. Always the doctor.” Dad:”Why is Robert Pattinson jealous of that wolf?” Me:”What? You mean Edward?” Dad:”Same thing.” Me:” Because Jacob is in love with Bella and trying…
Why is Harry Potter better than Twilight?
lol iheartrusshoward: Harry Potter is about standing up for what you believe in, courage, fighting for love & friendship… And Twilight? Twilight is about a girl who just can’t decide whether she wants to fuck a dead guy….or a dog 0_o Harry Potter inspired millions to always stand up for the ones that they love. Twilight just made millions of people think that werewolves are sexy.
Breaking Dawn is really good if you watch it when...
Optimism in the Face of Asshats.: Stuff That Was... →
spacecricket: “My name’s Bella and, I’m about to have sex for the first time so I have to prepare and OH MY GOD HOW DO I USE TOOTHPASTE THIS IS TOO MUCH MY HEAD HURTS I HAVE TO SIT DOWN.” Jacob is the grandson of the chief, and he was not born to follow you or anyone else! …said the CGI wolf. Playing music…
Bella starts drinking blood everyday like it is...
When you read the book, it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed...– Robert Pattinson (via happyniss)
Nigga, if you touch her again, imma fuck you up!– Edward Cullen
Edward doesn’t believe in open mouth kissing, swearing, chewing tobacco,...– Laura Stone
I think people make up all these Mormon references just so they can publish...– Robert Pattinson
Twilight Breakdown: ‘Girl Porn’ and the Books of... →
Laura Stone, an ex-Mormon who claims to be “from one of the older Mormon families,” published an analysis of the books from her perspective in 2008, one that she told LifeSiteNews.com she continues to stand by. To begin with, Stone pointed out several superficial elements in Twilight that she says clearly correspond to the LDS faith. These include the description of Edward Cullen,...
LDS Beliefs in Twilight →
MORMON VAMPIRES IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN →
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Also, what about Twilight made girls go absolutely...
When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was...– Robert Pattinson. Since I found out how much he hates Twilight I like him more and more. (via vikkeh)