February 2012
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30 Day Twilight Saga Challenge - Day 10: Favorite...
The tent scene which exemplifies the sexual tension between Edward and Jacob. They are perfect for one another, beauty and the beast. I wanted Jacob to imprint on Edward and throw the supernatural world into chaos. That would be a better story. How many taboos does that break in the supernatural world? How would the vampires and werewolves deal with that? How would Bella deal with that? How would...
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Edward Cullen: Teen Grandpa Dad
And why in the holy hell is a perpetual Teen Grandpa Dad your fantasy, Stephenie?
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Anonymous asked: robert pattinson is ugly and so are u
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30 Day Twilight Saga Challenge - Day 9: an Edward...
I only started watching these movies for “Edward” so I’d say all of his scenes are my favorites, or at least they are the only ones I care about, LOL. My favorite Edward scenes are the ones in which he does anything remotely vampire-like. These scenes are few and far between, however, as he spends most of his time moping and mumbling about something insignificant. I guess it kind...
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Anonymous asked: are you on drugs?
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Anonymous asked: nicki minaj and edward cullen whyyyy????
Robert Pattinson on the sparkly Twilight scene
Robert Pattinson: Uh... Hey, director... I was wondering if maybe we could change something? I can't help but notice Edward *sparkles in the sun*... That seems a little...uh...Maybe he could grow bat wings, or breathe fire or something?
Director: I'd love to do that but it's kind of a big plot point in the origin--
Robert Pattinson: It's not in the original book.
Director: It is, though. Go look.
Robert Pattinson: ....You're fucking with me.
Director: I only wish I was
Robert Pattinson:
Director:
Robert Pattinson:
Director:
Robert Pattinson: ....but vampires don't sparkle. What kind of vampire sparkles?
Dicector: ...I'm so sorry.
Robert Pattinson: Damn it Pattinson, you need to start reading the source material before you sign on to movie deals. Fine, apply the stupid glitter. Hopefully people forget about this in a couple years, or something...
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Anonymous asked: Very Nice blog esp. since you have Rifftrax on here, fucking FOLLOWED. I like them all but Twilight ( the first one) rifftrax is funniest for some reason, I cannot wait until the Breaking Dawn is riffed O_O
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He’s a confident character and no girls, if you’re writing the perfect guy you...
– Robert Pattinson on Edward Cullen (x)