The Best of Rifftrax: Twilight - Breaking Dawn Part 2 (Pedo-Wolf Edition) (by Jason Dailing)
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when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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Anonymous asked: As somebody that was in the thick of the writing part of the fandom I know of two women who had their husbands cheat on them and yea one took hers back the other one was just fiiiiiine with the woman he left his Twilight obsessed wife for but the Twi woman always said if she had the chance she'd take him back. Some ppl are cool with their s/o cheating maybe? Personally that's a hard limit for me. I couldn't get past the thought of my partner sticking it to another woman.
I know someone who took back their spouse who cheated but this couple had been married over 15 years, had children so their lives were totally entwined. So they went into marriage counselling and worked through it. R&K are young, they don’t have kids, they have their own homes, their own groups of friends, they both seem somewhat immature (with Kristen especially stuck in teenage mode) and only dated 3-4 years so it’s easier to break it off. I would not be able to forgive something like that, either. I’m really possessive.
heavymetaltwihard asked: Did Rob really not go to his birthday party thrown by Kristen!? Holy crap
Yep, he snubbed her on his birthday. She invited all of her tacky friends over for an instagram party and Rob was like:
and Kristen was like:
and then Rob was like “Oh really bitch, like you were sorry about this?”:
so then Kristen was like:
and then Rob was like:
Anonymous asked: I'm curious what those all krisbians and/or robsteners would do if their boyfriend/girlfriend would cheat on them... let's say they would have almost that same situation as KR
If it happened to them, I’m sure they would not be forgiving at all.
Ten Awesome Things Twilight Gave Us All
With the release of Breaking Dawn Part Two, the Twilight franchise is coming to an end—at least until author Stephenie Meyer finds a way to bring it back . Meanwhile, the fandom is gearing up to join Harry Potter fans in its slow, err, fandom twilight.
But that’s no reason not to celebrate! Here’s a look back at some of the amazing things that Twilight and the Twilight fandom has given all of us over the last seven years—no matter how we feel about the books.
Jeff Wild: (about Rob Pat & K Stew) You’re making a really strong statement when your girlfriend throws you a birthday party and you don’t even show up. That’s like a reverse surprise party. That’s like surprise, you’re single bitch.
every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a straight up fact
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