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Anonymous asked: The entire Twilight universe is co-dependent. Bella jumped off the cliff to induce a hallucination of Edward because she wasn't "mature" enough to accept that break ups happen and move on nor was she "smart" enough for the risk to even occur to her. Edward tried to kill himself because all vampires do when their mate dies. Wolves are the same with their imprints. Even Charlie hadn't gotten over Renee, until he and Sue suddenly develop feelings for each other as soon as she needs a replacement

It’s true, nobody is independent in that world! Every character’s story involves finding a soulmate or finding someone who ‘fixes’ them or ‘completes’ them. I don’t think that’s a good message, really. Falling in love doesn’t ‘fix’ a broken person or solve all your problems.

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Anonymous asked: Lmao awww looks like I hurt your feels by saying that Rob/Zac wouldn't hook up with your basic ass. I mean it's obvious that you don't have fantasies about Rob that's why you keep talking about his "cute bootycakes" and weird sexual shit about him. Girl listen everyone's not a fug face braindead moron like you okay Lie better next time

What’s weird about having sexual fantasies about a celebrity? Nobody who has sexual fantasies about a celebrity thinks or expects it’s really going to happen, that’s why it’s called a fantasy.

I’d rather be thinking about Rob’s ‘cute bootycakes’ than be one of these pathetic old hags who fap to some shitty Bella/Edward/Renesmee fantasy they have about R&K and their imaginary crotchfruit. At least I don’t live vicariously through Rob like these fucking retards do with Kristen.

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Anonymous asked: Bella is so desperately in love with Edward, she can't live without him. If you reverse the sexes, it's not so misogynistic. We expect the man to be the one who kneels at his feet and declare his undying love. FYI... Edward tries to commit suicide after being mistaken about Bella's death. Bella's intention wasn't to kill herself when she jumped off the clip. She is much stronger than Edward. She's smart & mature. She takes care of her mother. Twilight is a love story, not feminist porn.

I dunno when I read that I feel like we read completely different books. Bella has zero identity outside of Edward and Jacob, she meets Edward & becomes infatuated. She is not that smart, if she was she would have given it more thought. She also lacks the maturity to even care about the danger she repeatedly places the whole town in. No, a story doesn’t have to be feminist or politically correct, but people defend Bella as though she is a good role model & I really don’t think she is at all.

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Anonymous asked: Shipping celebrity couples should be illegal in all 50 states and internationally. Seriously, who the hell thinks they have the right to tell an adult they can't decide their lives for themselves? People, both celebrity and normal, breakup everyday. I'm pretty sure Rob, Kristen, Ian, Nina, Nikki, and others know what's best for them without total strangers weighing in. People need to focus on their own lives. And get laid.

I think shipping celebrities is like ‘emotional porn’ for a certain type of woman, the type who is attracted to wish fulfillment fantasies like Twilight.

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Anonymous asked: This makes me roll my eyes when people talk about how perfect Rob is.."he's so perfect!" " omg PERFECTION" "everything he says is perfect" or my personal gag worthy "that boy is absolute perfection" I'd fuck the guy six ways from Sunday but to talk about how he's so perfect makes me shudder come on ladies, you're all weird. How do you feel about this?

The only ‘normal’ Rob fans I’ve found are the ones on Twitter. RobsessedBlog has a bunch of women who have some kind of mama fantasy where they want to protect their baby boy from the big bad world.

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Anonymous asked: lmao you are the only who supports Rob snorting coke with Zac. I understand that u r one of those chicks who have "if I can't have him then no other GIRL will". That's why h want them to fuck. But srsly LMAO etc made u think ur basic ass ever had a chance with these two? Why are you so messed up dude? Did someonething happen in past?

Do you really think I want to or expect to sleep with Robert Pattinson or Zac Efron in real life? It’s funny, I don’t feel attracted to Rob the person at all, I probably wouldn’t even like him if I met him or got to know him. He’s just an abstraction, as all celebrities are. We’re all just talking shit about people we don’t know because it’s fun & an escape. You’re probably an ugly loser in real life, so what? Does it matter? We’re anonymous individuals on the internet.

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Anonymous asked: What's the deal with the clothes sharing? It just seems weird. And why does no one assume these people didn't just buy the same shirts?

A lot of times they have vintage shirts which can be harder to track down, especially if they’re obscure. What are the odds they found the same shirt? I mean it’s possible (I know it is, because I have the same vintage shirt as Rob), but more likely they shared it. I think Kristen & Rob did share clothes, but it was never as important as the RK fandom made it out to be. Rob also shared clothes with TomStu & Marcus Foster, and Kristen shares clothes with Alicia. I shared a dress with a girl once & she stretched it out with her big butt so I don’t share clothes with anyone anymore.

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Anonymous asked: The actions of Rupert and Kristen basically tore the fandom apart on so many levels not just Rob only fans and Robsten fans. I never really liked her but I didn't hate her I didn't have an opinion really on her but come on, between her games with clothes that's she's played her friends playing game shit not to mention all her loser fans. On the other side Rob has some fucked up fans too with the "mommy" shit. You weren't really there for the fun stuff before Robsten became a thing.

wait, there was a time when these fandoms were normal & fun?

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Anonymous asked: Isn't there some point in Twilight where she wonders why the Cullens have a kitchen? ... How would you even find a house that has no kitchen? And why would they buy it if they're trying to look human.

I guess because they never have guests over Bella thinks they would just turn the kitchen into something else.

I don’t think it’s very realistic for the Cullens to never have guests over their house considering Carlisle & Esme’s work. Esme is an architect/home remodeler & Carlisle is chief of staff at the town’s only hospital. These aren’t careers where they would be isolated, they’d be interacting with people all the time. Professionals will socialize with others in their fields, meaning parties & dinners at one another’s homes. Carlisle in particular would be a very important person in town and having him live in the middle of the woods in a house no one has visited would be very, very odd.

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Anonymous asked: What do you think is the true character of Bella? In the books she's lost in a sea of Stephenie Meyer's wish fulfillment. In the movies she's consumed by Kristen Stewart's mannerisms.

She doesn’t have much of a personality, I think she’s boring & desperate. (To be fair, Edward isn’t that interesting either, besides the vampire & reformed serial killer thing he has going for him.) She’s selfish & expects everyone else to cater to her whims and protect her. She believes she is a special snowflake who doesn’t fit in just because she likes to read Jane Austen or whatever. It’s such a cliché Mary Sue ‘I’m not like other girls’ type character. She doesn’t have much in the way of hobbies or hopes for the future. What does human Bella even want out of life? Nobody knows, because everything is all about Edward Cullen & becoming a vampire. It’s like ok but what the hell are you going to do with eternity if you’re this boring as a mortal human? If you’re gonna live forever at least be interesting. I guess Bella and Edward are gonna stand around the Cullen mansion staring at each other & making silly quips about lions and lambs FOREVER.