Anonymous asked: Why does Jasper still look like he sharted even after Bella is turned? Hmm...
Well apparently newborn vampires are super strong because they have human blood in their system (even though their bodies are made of granite?) so maybe she still smells humanish to him. I dunno.
Anonymous asked: I have read rob has a girlfriend in Toronto withhim nowi can go on with my life what do u think
Hm, well, I hope you can go on with your life regardless of Robert Pattinson’s dating status. But I haven’t seen or heard anything about this. I don’t think he will ever officially & openly ‘date’ anyone or talk about his private life.
Anonymous asked: It would've been cool if SM had played up the whole outcast kid who reads classic literature thing, so Bella can't fit in with kids her age and her idea of the perfect man is from the 1800s and fantasises about Mr Darcy or whoever. and Edward is split down the middle between being her dream gentlemen and a monster, so she refuses to accept that vampires are all that bad or it would destroy her fantasy
I think that’s what she was trying to do with Bella, she reads classic literature, is wise beyond her years, and her old soul belongs to another time, but that message gets completely lost in Bella’s superficial ‘oh Edward is so gorgeous’ narration. Stephenie Meyer has a huge problem with show vs tell. She tells us Bella is mature and so out of step with other teens, but what she actually shows us is Bella is immature, self-centered, judges everyone else & obsesses over superficial things like youth and looks.
Anonymous asked: have u ever met rob p or Kristen s
No, don’t plan on it & I hope I never do.
Friendly reminder that Rob and Kristen broke up a long while ago and Kristen’s not pregnant and ya’ll need to get jobs or boyfriends or something just get out of the house please
Anonymous asked: Okay maybe I should say these pic edits would sit better with me if these ppl gave credit to the original photographer like "blah blah took this set of photos I'm just playing around, these are my edits" but most of these ppl don't and they get pussy when they don't get cred for their shitty edits.
I don’t care for most edits, they usually don’t enhance the image at all. I think putting a watermark on someone else’s photography is kinda tacky when all you did was run a few photoshop actions over it.
Anonymous asked: These fucking BITCHES that see a photograph that they DIDN'T take throw a few lame ass filters on and make Rob's face look like a Japanese sex doll THEN throw their stupid name on the bottom and call it theirs? Yea fuck you that's theft! Maybe I'm over reacting but if I was a photographer and saw my stuff being distorted I'd be one pissed off artist.
Who told you about my Robert Pattinson Japanese sex doll?!