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Anonymous asked: lol rob ain't gay trust me

I don’t care who is gay or straight, all you can ever really know is your own sexual orientation when you really think about it. I mean my dad could be gay & I’d have no idea, nor would I care.

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Anonymous asked: If a man is gay, he hangs with gays, he doesn't hang with lesbians. And Rob doesn't hang with lesbians, anyway. He hangs with Katy Perry and her assistant is gay. KStew is the one who is surrounded with lesbians: Alicia, Alannah, Charlotte, Brit, Lindsey B., and more. Her fans can't deal with the fact that she may be bisexual so they try to make Rob gay when he's never shown any interest in anything but boobs. Countless pics prove that.

you forgot about his alleged interest in armpits

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Anonymous asked: I do not understand of Twilight because Bella did not have a boyfriend before back to Forks. I think an old boyfriend, Bella would have given another option to compare and realize the power that Edward has on her, and that beyond that he's a vampire, Edward was her first boyfriend.

I think them both being total virgins who have never been in love with anyone, never had a crush, probably never kissed anyone is supposed to make their relationship more magical & intense, but it just seems to be a bit too much. Of course there are a lot of people who are virgins all through high school and afterwards, but never even being interested in someone else? Unless they’re asexual it’s hard to believe. I think the author attempted to give Bella a human option in the form of Mike Newton, but she never really gets to know him or give him a chance.

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Anonymous asked: is it bad that I want Rob/Madonna rumours?

isn’t she old enough to be his grandma?

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Anonymous asked: Do you think Rob could possibly be gay? I just had a though that maybe the reason he hangs out with lesbians all the time is because he doesn't want women fawning all over him because he's not about that. If ya know what I mean.

What does your gaydar say about Rob? Mine says ‘results inconclusive’.

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Anonymous asked: I think Rob should date Miley

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Anonymous asked: Another thing that's bugged me about Twilight. Are we really supposed to believe that the students (mainly men noted) are supposed to think Bella is the most attractive girl in the school? Alice and Rosalie are vampires and automatically beautiful because of that. Especially Rosalie, who is supposed to be "drop-dead-gorgeous" I guess.

The students are interested in Bella because she’s new, I think that’s all there is to that. She’s cute but there’s nothing that stands out about her physically or personality wise.

I think most of the students innately sense something is “off” about the Cullens and don’t approach them socially, and they don’t try to make friends with anyone human, either (which kind of defeats Carlisle’s purpose of having them attend high school, doesn’t it?). Vampires are extraordinarily beautiful but creepy at the same time. The way they’re described in the books, I think their beauty is not really a carnal type of beauty where people would think of them as “hot” and lust after them, but more of an otherworldly beauty, or like a statue.¬†If it weren’t for their weirdness they probably would be the most popular kids at school. There’s no reason for Rosalie/Emmett & Alice/Jasper to be publicly known as couples *except* to keep humans from flirting with any of them.

misssiena:

One time I was channel surfing and I came to a scene in Twilight where Rob Pattinson climbs up a tree as Edward Cullen , then I changed the channel and Rob Pattinson hopped out a tree as Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter

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Anonymous asked: i'm not trying defend summit but it's like these shippers want to be fooled, i won't will be surprised if ex robsten shippers become shao shippers. Even the "share is caring" thing is happenin, wtf is wrong with these people? how long till they say that she's pregnant too? btw do you really believe that these shippers really think that kstew is preg? they sound so much like trolls to me

A lot of Robsten shippers moved over to the Divergent fandom & said they would ship Theo and Shai even before the movie was made.

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Anonymous asked: please stop retweeting "sheo" I don't want to see a robsten 2.0 raising, but is funny to see summit with the same strategy, lol.

The similarities¬†between the marketing of Shai/Theo from Divergent & Rob/Kristen are hilarious. Their shippers say the exact same stuff as RK shippers. “The way he looks at her!” “He’s so protective of her” “I just know they’re together.” Nevermind Theo James has been in a 5 year relationship. Shai & Theo are kinda flirty in interviews & alternating between saying they’re just friends and teasing that they don’t answer questions about whether or not they’re dating (keep em guessing). It’s like a fuckin carbon copy of Robsten. Well, they have sequels to make, so they have to sustain interest in these movies and this is the way they do it. It worked for Twilight for a number of years, so why not Divergent? I’m guessing they’ll be even more ambiguous about their relationship than Robsten, though, just to avoid any fallout from a scandal. I’m convinced the only reason Lionsgate didn’t go the showmance route with The Hunger Games is because a showmance is a plot point in THG (Katniss and Peeta), JLaw has too much credibility to go along with something like that & potentially make a fool of herself & it’s all a little too obvious.